The Final Minecraft Trailer Will Reach Through Your Screen and Punch You in the Face
Published on: 2025-07-11 22:45:27
It almost feels unnecessarily mean to snark on A Minecraft Movie—a project that’s very clearly aiming for a specific audience group that includes small children who love Minecraft, small children who’ve never played Minecraft but whose parents want to take them to a kid-friendly movie, and… maybe some Jason Momoa superfans. The final trailer is here before it hits theaters, and it contains some confusing thematic elements along with a lot of bright colors, blocky visuals, and Jack Black hamming it the hell up.
Oh, and a glimpse of Jennifer Coolidge at the end there! Hope she got a big square bag of money for her participation. Probably the most intriguing part of this trailer is how it implies the main conflict of A Minecraft Movie involves invaders devoted to stifling joy and creativity. “If we want to save this world,” Black’s character says, “Creativity is key to survival!”
That’s a cause we can get behind, and it may be true if you’re actually playing Minecraft. But the fact that
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