Let’s Talk About Botched Weiner Implants
Published on: 2025-07-14 05:15:07
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Government bogeyman Elon Musk has been accused by his number-one nemesis, "212" rapper Azealia Banks, of having a "botched penis implant" — a funny-sounding but extremely real and dangerous complication that can occur when people try to surgically make their dicks bigger.
This whole debacle began when Banks was, as she is wont to do, hating on Musk in a deeply personal way. Responding to news that the billionaire had secretly fathered his 13th known child with 26-year-old conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair, the artist joked that the multi-hyphenate business owner's penis "is probably non functioning" due to his avowed ketamine usage (which can indeed result in erectile dysfunction.)
In response, a random user quipped that they'd heard Musk has a "botched penis implant." Banks immediately pounced on the accusation by claiming that Claire "Grimes" Boucher, her former friend who shares three child
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