"The closer [to] the railway station the less tasty the Kebab is" – A Study

In case anyone's still showing up, I finally re-did my personal site and re-wrote the entire thing there along with some proper code formatting. --- Original post and hypothesis. It cross-posts this French post consisting of a TikTok screenshot stating the hypothesis above (because of course it is). Apologies in advance, I was not strong enough to take this too seriously. The French post gained a decent amount of upvotes given the size of the subreddit, indicating the take to be considered potentially "based." However, there were a fair few comments contradicting the original hypothesis. Thus, I figured I had nothing better to do being a burned-out, unemployed "student" with a 6-month-old autism diagnosis, so I figured I'd sacrifice my time for a worthy cause. I'll be expecting my nobel peace prize in the postbox and several job offers in my DMs within the next 3 working days. I chose a study area of Paris, France since; The original post is French I haven't personally heard of ... Read full article.