"The closer to the train station, the worse the kebab" – A "Study"

"The closer to the train station, the worse the kebab" - A "Study" 2025-02-14 This write-up was originally posted on reddit, though I've cleaned things up specifically for this post. Due to reasons discussed towards the end of this post, I'm not entirely happy with the results and intend to take another shot at it in the near future. I came across this post sharing a hypothesis from a French subreddit; The closer to the train station, the worse the kebab. The original French post gained a decent amount of traction compared to the subreddit's relatively small size, indicating a certain amount of agreement among its members. There were some detractors in the comments, however, sharing experiences which ran contrary to the stated hypothesis. Thus, I figured I had nothing better to do, being a burned-out, unemployed drop-out with a newly-obtained autism diagnosis, so I figured I'd sacrifice my time for a worthy cause and perform this informal "study". I'll be expecting my Nobel peace ... Read full article.