No as a Service
Published on: 2025-08-06 16:33:37
Ever needed a graceful way to say “no”?
This tiny API returns random, generic, creative, and sometimes hilarious rejection reasons — perfectly suited for any scenario: personal, professional, student life, dev life, or just because.
Built for humans, excuses, and humor.
🚀 API Usage
Base URL
https://naas.isalman.dev/no
Method: GET
Rate Limit: 10 requests per minute per IP
🔄 Example Request
GET /no
✅ Example Response
{ "reason" : " This feels like something Future Me would yell at Present Me for agreeing to. " }
Use it in apps, bots, landing pages, Slack integrations, rejection letters, or wherever you need a polite (or witty) no.
Want to run it yourself? It’s lightweight and simple.
1. Clone this repository
git clone https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service.git cd no-as-a-service
2. Install dependencies
npm install
3. Start the server
npm start
The API will be live at:
http://localhost:3000/no
You can also change the port using an environment variable:
POR
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