Intro: Why Is Everything "Certified Fresh"?
I stayed in a hotel recently, which means I watched cable television, which means I consumed commercials that I could not skip—and some of these commercials advertised upcoming movie releases. Promo after promo, I noticed an unmistakable pattern: every film was "Certified Fresh" on Rotten Tomatoes, with this seal of approval serving as the ad's climactic selling point.
After five days of "Certified Fresh" movie propaganda, I began to grow suspicious. If every movie is un-rotten, then one of two things must be true:
Humanity Has Stopped Producing Bad Art: After a century of trial and error, mankind has perfected the art of cinema, as proven by recent masterworks like Cats, Space Jam: A New Legacy, the live-action Snow White, Red One, and Joker: Folie à Deux. Critics, who were once joyless automatons thriving on takedowns of human creativity, now bask in this golden age of moviemaking, lavishing praise upon the timeless artistry of The Walt Disney Company and Warner Bros. Discovery. Rotten Tomatoes Has Changed: Perhaps this seemingly objective platform has been compromised, potentially by corporate interests 🙉. If this reads as conspiratorial, that's because it is (albeit a decidedly low-stakes conspiracy).
After delving into the data, this "conspiracy" seems more like "fact" (which makes for a rather boring conspiracy theory).
So today, we'll delve into the suspicious recalibration of Rotten Tomatoes, tracing when and how Hollywood's foremost stamp of artistic excellence turned rotten.
Has Rotten Tomatoes Fundamentally Changed?
Rotten Tomatoes was founded in 1998 to aggregate reviews of Jackie Chan films. Within months, its creators recognized the concept's broader potential and expanded the platform to cover all movies. The website quickly became a trusted proxy for critical consensus, a role it has maintained for over 25 years.
Rotten Tomatoes appraises movies through its trademarked "Tomatometer" score, calculated as the percentage of critic reviews that are deemed "positive." Both a lukewarm 3-out-of-5 star rating and an effusive rave of cinematic brilliance qualify as "positive" on the platform. Films with a Tomatometer score above 60% receive a "fresh" label; anything below this threshold is branded "rotten."
While many nitpick Rotten Tomatoes' blunt approach to aggregation, much of the site's appeal lies in its straightforward methodology. According to polling from The Morning Consult, nearly a third of Americans have checked the Tomatometer before seeing a film, making Rotten Tomatoes Hollywood's most influential tastemaker by a significant margin. The site is performatively transparent, which contributes to its perceived integrity and broad consumer trust, while also making its underlying mechanics readily auditable.
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