DumPy: NumPy except it's OK if you're dum

What I want from an array language is: Don’t make me think. Run fast on GPUs. Really, do not make me think. Do not. I say NumPy misses on three of these. So I’d like to propose a “fix” that—I claim—eliminates 90% of unnecessary thinking, with no loss of power. It would also fix all the things based on NumPy, for example every machine learning library. I know that sounds grandiose. Quite possibly you’re thinking that good-old dynomight has finally lost it. So I warn you now: My solution is utterly non-clever. If anything is clever here, it’s my single-minded rejection of cleverness. To motivate the fix, let me give my story for how NumPy went wrong. It started as a nice little library for array operations and linear algebra. When everything has two or fewer dimensions, it’s great. But at some point, someone showed up with some higher-dimensional arrays. If loops were fast in Python, NumPy would have said, “Hello person with ≥3 dimensions, please call my ≤2 dimensional functions in a ... Read full article.