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Ramp in talks to hit $40B+ valuation, 6 months after reaching $32B (techcrunch.com)

2026-05-07 | by Julie Bort | get Ramp Business Card → | tags: ramp, valuation, founders fund

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Corporate Card Startup Ramp Raising Funds at $40 Billion Valuation (feeds.content.dowjones.io)

2026-05-07 | get Ramp Corporate Card → | tags: ramp, corporate card, funding

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Editorial Expression of Concern: Nociceptive neurons promote gastric tumour progression via a CGRP–RAMP1 axis (feeds.nature.com)

2026-05-05 | by Zhi | get CGRP Neurotransmitter Supplement → | tags: nociceptive neurons, gastric tumour, cgrp–ramp1

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Microsoft now recommends 32GB of RAM as the future-proof 'no worries' config for gaming — 16GB becomes the new 'practical starting point' during the RAMageddon (tomshardware.com)

2026-05-03 | by Hassam Nasir | get Corsair Vengeance 32GB RAM → | tags: microsoft, windows, rampocalypse

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Ramp's Sheets AI Exfiltrates Financials (news.ycombinator.com)

2026-04-29 | get AI Data Security Kit → | tags: ramp, sheets ai, promptarmor

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Russian-Chinese Irtysh 32-core CPU runs The Witcher 3 at 30+ FPS — heavyweight chip still imposes CPU bottleneck despite impressive specs (tomshardware.com)

2026-04-27 | by Zhiye Liu | tags: irtysh, loongson, tramplin electronics

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Federal cyber experts called Microsoft's cloud a "pile of shit," approved it anyway (arstechnica.com)

2026-03-18 | get Microsoft Azure Security Guide → | tags: fedramp, microsoft, gcc high

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Despite Doubts, Federal Cyber Experts Approved Microsoft Cloud Service (news.ycombinator.com)

2026-03-18 | by Renee Dudley | get Microsoft Azure Certification Kit → | tags: microsoft, gcc high, fedramp

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Federal Cyber Experts Called Microsoft's Cloud "A Pile of Shit", yet Approved It (news.ycombinator.com)

2026-03-18 | by Renee Dudley | get Microsoft Azure Security Guide → | tags: microsoft, fedramp, gcc high

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11-month old Russian outfit claims it has developed 16-core and 32-core chips, flaunts Cyrillic-badged processors — chips appear to be sanctions-swerving rebadged Chinese Loongson processors (tomshardware.com)

2026-03-13 | by Anton Shilov | get Loongson 3A4000 Processor → | tags: loongson, irtysh processors, loongarch

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The New ‘Lego Batman’ Game Gets the Party Started With Prince’s Legendary ‘Batman’ Soundtrack (gizmodo.com)

2026-02-26 | get Music → | tags: lego batman, prince batman, joker rampage

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Discord cuts ties with identity verification software, Persona (news.ycombinator.com)

2026-02-24 | by Catherina Gioino | get Persona → | tags: persona identities, facial recognition, fedramp

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Google parent Alphabet predicts a sharp surge in 2026 capital spending on AI (feeds.feedburner.com)

2026-02-04 | get Cloud → | tags: aggressive, aggressive ramp, ahead

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Site catering to online criminals has been seized by the FBI (arstechnica.com)

2026-01-28 | get Cybercrime toolkit → | tags: banner, online, ramp

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FBI seizes RAMP cybercrime forum used by ransomware gangs (bleepingcomputer.com)

2026-01-28 | get Ramp → | tags: babuk, forum, law enforcement

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Capital One acquires Brex for a steep discount to its peak valuation, but early believers are laughing all the way to the bank (techcrunch.com)

2026-01-22 | by Connie Loizos | get Credit Card → | tags: billion, brex, capital

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Capital One acquires Brex for steep discount to its peak valuation, but early believers are laughing all the way to the bank (techcrunch.com)

2026-01-22 | by Connie Loizos | get Digital Wallet → | tags: billion, brex, capital

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Who needs AI deepfakes when the Trump government can dispute video evidence that we can plainly see? (feeds.feedburner.com)

2026-01-08 | get Deepfake → | tags: age rampant, ai slop, believing

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Job openings drop to 2nd-lowest level in 5 years in November (feeds.feedburner.com)

2026-01-07 | get Smartphone → | tags: aren, aren ramping, employers

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Job openings drop to 2nd lowest level in 5 years in November (feeds.feedburner.com)

2026-01-07 | get Smartphone → | tags: aren, aren ramping, employers

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Ramp hits $32B valuation, just 3 months after hitting $22.5B (techcrunch.com)

2025-11-17 | by Julie Bort | get Cloudflare → | tags: billion, billion valuation, million

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Ramp hits $32B valuation, just three months after hitting $22.5B (techcrunch.com)

2025-11-17 | by Julie Bort | get Cloud computing platform → | tags: billion, million, raised

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Apple fast-tracks CEO succession plans as Tim Cook could step down next year (techspot.com)

2025-11-17 | get iPhone → | tags: apple, apple ramping, chief

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Osteo-Odonto-Keratoprosthesis (news.ycombinator.com)

2025-10-31 | get Microsoft Surface Pro → | tags: eye, ookp, procedure

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Ramp says it has hit $1B in annualized revenue (techcrunch.com)

2025-10-31 | by Julie Bort | get Meta Quest → | tags: billion, company, million

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Our data shows San Francisco tech workers are working Saturdays (news.ycombinator.com)

2025-10-31 | get Microsoft Surface Laptop → | tags: data, francisco, ramp

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Saquon Barkley is playing for equity (news.ycombinator.com)

2025-10-31 | by Polina Pompliano | get Google Nest → | tags: barkley, katz, like

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Ramp hits $22.5B valuation just 45 days after reaching $16B (techcrunch.com)

2025-10-31 | by Julie Bort | get leadership development book → | tags: billion, glyman, million

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Knox lands $6.5M to compete with Palantir in the federal compliance market (techcrunch.com)

2025-10-31 | by Marina Temkin | get Emotional Intelligence book → | tags: denisenko, fedramp, knox

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Making TRAMP faster (news.ycombinator.com)

2025-10-31 | get computer monitor → | tags: file, git, magit