This Severance Game Is Damaging My Real Job Writing About Severance

So I sat down to write a recap of this week’s episode of Severance when I ran into a dilemma. Apple TV+, I mean “Lumon Industries,” released an in-browser game that lets you become a macrodata refiner like the characters on the show. Which, at first, I thought was dumb. But then I saw my numbers going up and well, I just kept going. And going. You can play yourself over at lumon-industries.com. There your computer will turn into a workstation from the MDR department on the severed floor at Lumon Industries in Kier. Which sounds super weird if you haven’t watched Severance but, if you have, you know what we mean. Using your mouse and trackpad, you can highlight numbers and refine them into groups. Is there any method to this madness? Apparently there is. If you choose the wrong set of numbers, the screen will tell you so. Soon, you begin to see how it works though. Certain numbers just start to stand out (because they get larger than the rest). So you lasso them and poof! Refined. At ... Read full article.