Tote bags are fine. But if you really want everyone at the cocktail party to know that you are acutely literate, steeped in culture, and debonair to the max, you need to rock this sweater. This pullover emblazoned with the logo of our sibling publication is made of 700 grams of micron cashmere by the storied brand Garin. The collaboration is a celebration of The New Yorker's 100th birthday. (Look out, fam—WIRED is 32 years old and right behind you.) The unisex fit is a little relaxed, and it comes in sage or black.