GitClassic
Browse GitHub like it's 2015.
🚫 Zero JavaScript Your browser isn't a runtime. This is just HTML. 🧹 No AI garbage No Copilot prompts. No "AI summary." Just code. 🏃 Stupid fast Pages under 50KB. Works on 2G. Your grandma could use this.
I built this because modern GitHub makes my laptop fan spin just to read a README. This is GitHub without the 47MB of JavaScript, AI suggestions I didn't ask for, and "Copilot can help you write code" banners everywhere.