Peasants Celebrating Twelfth Night by David Teniers the Younger, oil on canvas.
You may have been scrolling through the r/dnd or r/dndmemes subreddits when you scrolled past a comment containing the phrase “Peasant Railgun”, and if you were like me, instantly became confused. So my dear and sweet reader, I have taken it upon myself to find the answer to the question: What is a Peasant Railgun?
What is the Peasant Railgun?
During the tail-end of the 2008 financial crisis, 1d4chan released a post detailing a theory that they had been working on. When released, two sides erupted from within the community; DM’s who had enough, and players who begged their DM to allow it.
In summary, the party could hypothetically hire 2,280 peasants, have them stand in a line, and have them do 300d6 damage by throwing a dismantled ladder at your foes. The best part? This process only takes one round of combat, and can be reloaded and fired again in less than 12 seconds.
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