GoKawiilI'm So Tired of Ads
30 May, 2026
You wake up, snag your phone and walk into the bathroom to watch a video while you wake up. Oops, 2 minutes of ads you must watch before your 10 minute video.
Get into your car, on your commute, turn on the radio. "Come on down to Big Bill Hell's Cars! Bad Deals! Cars that break down!" you hear over the radio before you hear the music you actually wanna listen to.
You drive to work, billboard after billboard.
Failed Marriage? Call Richard Eater, Attorney at Law! Are you a dipshit riding someones ass going 10mph over? Call us when your dumbass inevitable runs into someone! Please for the love of god remember my dead wife, it's been 2 years since she died and I'm not letting any of you fucks on the road forget it, behold my crypt keeper for a wife! Check out our neat company that our vague ass billboard doesn't tell you what we do or what we sell!
This is getting ridiculous...
You get to work, you throw on a podcast. "This podcast is sponsored by AirUp! AirUp, if you're dumb enough to buy flavored air in order to drink water, you deserve to be left behind in the rapture!" As if one sponsor wasn't enough, another you hear at least 4 for different stupid fucking products that don't work, or are overhyped junk. Oh and there's an ad from the platform you're listening to.
Your wife sends you a recipe she wants to try to make. You click the link and immediately get hate-fucked by Google Ad Sense. You turn on an adblocker, but "oh pwetty pwease let us advertise to you!"
You throw on a video, thankfully your ad blocker blocks the ads from YouTube. Then halfway through the video "this video is sponsored by some stupid fucking supplement that works only slightly better than placebo!"
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