GoKawiilDon't critique Good Corp's Super Productionizer (SP™) unless you can offer solutions to the problem. Otherwise, get out of my way.
I’m writing a firm defense of the the Super Productionizer (SP™). I’m sick of the baseless, meaningless, self-serving critiques I keep hearing online by “influencers” who only care about their followers and social media popularity.
“Baby blender” is offensive and incorrect
Stop calling Super Productionizer™ (SP™) “the baby blender!” It doesn’t currently blend babies, according to the latest report by Good Corporation (GC). Yes, SP™ has already “blended” babies, but we can’t do anything about that now. So we can’t stop the subatomic-emulsification process, since it already started.
And you should call it “emulsification” or the more-precise “subatomic-emulsification” not “blending,” because that is actually correct. “Blending” babies makes it seem so sensationalized. Plus, murder (by blending) is obviously illegal. But subatomic-emulsification is what we all do all the time, every day. Our brains and bodies are constantly performing microscopic, small-scale forms of subatomic-emulsification all the time. Just because SP™ performs subatomic-emulsification way faster and more efficiently than we do on our bodies doesn’t mean it is “murder” or “illegal.” Law and policy has nothing stopping Good Corp from continuing to scale subatomic-emulsification.
The ethics of subatomic-emulsification of babies: it’s good, actually
Yes, post-birth, living, sentient, human tissue-containers (“babies”) were “taken” if you argue this narrowly. But Good Corporation consented to taking them, they were already there and their bodies were already undergoing subatomic-emulsification (as are we all, all the time, remember??) so the ethics there should be pretty settled.
But because post-birth, living, sentient, human tissue-containers perform subatomic-emulsification at really slow paces, there is less of a Good Corp Opportunity™ to productionalize their contributions to society. Post-birth, living, sentient, human tissue-containers are low-production members of society, basically a waste on resources. Converting them to something more efficient is just good business.
Personal benefits of the Super Productionizer
SP™ makes me work faster!! Arguably, I’m at least two or three times as efficient as I used to be now. And my dongle company needs to make more dongles! It’s absurd to ask a worker to be less efficient.
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