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I've Tested Hundreds of Phones in 15 Years. These Are the Weirdest I've Seen

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I've been a CNET journalist for over 15 years and I've tested everything from the latest electric cars and bikes to cameras and, er, TV-controlling magic wands. I've even compared drones to barn owls. My main focus focus has always been the latest, greatest phones and I've seen a lot of them in my time. Names like Apple and Samsung have remained stalwarts in the industry during my time, but I've also seen the rise of brands like Xiaomi, Huawei and OnePlus. Meanwhile once-dominant names like BlackBerry, HTC and LG have vanished from the mobile space. Even Sony doesn't make much of a fuss over its phones these days.

I've seen phones arrive with such wild fanfare that they changed the entire mobile industry, while others quietly trickled into existence only to vanish just as uneventfully. But it's the weird ones that stick in my memory. Those devices that tried to be different, that dared to offer features we didn't even know we wanted or simply the ones that aimed to be quirky for the sake of being quirky. Like someone who thinks an unusual hat is the same thing as having a personality.

Here then are some of the weirdest phones I've come across in my mobile journey at CNET. Better yet, I still have these phones in a big cardboard box in my office, so I was able to dig them out and take new photos -- though not all of them still work. Let's start with a doozy.

BlackBerry briefly tried to convince us that it's hip to be square. Andrew Lanxon/CNET

BlackBerry Passport

At the height of its power RIM's BlackBerry was one of the most dominant names in mobile. It was unthinkable then that anything could unseat the goliath, let alone that it would fade into total nonexistence. But the once juicy, ripe BlackBerry withered and died on the bush, but not without a few interesting death rattles on its way.

My pick from the company's end days is the Passport from 2014, notable not just for its physical keyboard but its almost completely square design. The rationale behind this, according to its maker, was that business types just really love squares. A Word document, an Excel spreadsheet, an email -- all square (ish) and all able to be viewed natively on the Passport's 4.5 inch display with its 1:1 aspect ratio. Let's not forget that all Instagram posts at that time were also square so it had that going for it too. YouTube, not so much.

In theory it's a sound idea. In practice the square design made it awkward to use, as the physical keyboard was too wide and narrow. Its BlackBerry 10 software, especially the app availability, lagged behind what you'd get from Android at the time. BlackBerry quickly ditched the new shape. After trying to claw back some credibility with its Android phones -- including the stupidly named Priv, a phone I quite liked -- and by bringing on singer Alicia Keys as Global Creative Director (because BlackBerry phones had keys, get it?) the company stopped making its own phones in 2016.

The Russian YotaPhone 2 Andrew Lanxon/CNET

YotaPhone 2

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