GoKawiilFDR has always been one of my favorite presidents, second maybe to Lincoln. Both were men the establishment assumed were one of them until, to their horror, they governed like they weren't. Both could trash the opposition in one breath and take the moral high ground in the next. One of my favorite Roosevelt lines growing up came from Madison Square Garden, October 1936, standing before a crowd that included plenty of people who wanted him dead:
Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me—and I welcome their hatred.
What I love is that he doesn't argue with the hate. He doesn't say they're wrong to hate him, or that the hate is unfair. He says the hate is evidence. The process is working. I've always treated it as a metric: if you're doing something hard and nobody hates it, you probably aren't doing it. If the right people hate it and those people happen to be some of the worst people alive, so much the better.
By that standard, the GDPR (Europe's General Data Protection Regulation) is doing beautifully.
The Cursed Banner
It is impossible to go anywhere in a technology space online without hitting a wave of commentary about how stupid GDPR is. It was written by bureaucrats who don't understand the amazing potential of unrestricted technology. These US-based critiques almost always lean on the oldest trick in cyberlibertarianism: we don't have time to regulate, we must simply adapt and ride the wave. Nobody has time for government.
Of all GDPR's consequences, none gets more attention than the cookie banner, which critics present as the inevitable result of government meddling. Blaming GDPR for the cookie banner is like blaming the health inspector for the roaches. The banner is deliberate vandalism, a dark pattern engineered to exhaust you before you can learn anything about the surveillance apparatus humming behind the "OK." Ironically the banner designed to hide the machine has taught the public more about the machine than a thousand podcasts ever will. Even non-technical people stop at "your data is shared with 996 partners."
"For a sports score website?"
So why is the tech commentary community so loud about this? Because they understand what's at stake. If consent must be freely given and easy to refuse, the industry's power shrinks exponentially. People might decide who has their data, how long it's kept, and what it was collected for. You can only imagine how that thought keeps a Meta executive up at night when he's not eating endangered animals, or ignoring calls from his children whose names he has forgotten while on a tacky yacht.
Consider the following example. Did you know Google was doing this every single time you searched on Google? Did your dad? So even in the most maliciously compliant form the regulation does provide value and information.
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