Show HN: Restarted – a 2026 remake of the classic 2015 startup generator

This is a lighthearted, satirical Show HN project that pokes fun at startup buzzword culture by remaking a 2015 gag generator for 2026. It matters less as a technical breakthrough and more as commentary on how little startup marketing language has evolved despite the passage of a decade.

• The project is a nostalgic revival of a 2015 startup name/pitch generator, updated for 2026.
• It satirizes generic, buzzword-heavy startup branding and pitch language that remains common in tech.
• As a Show HN post, it's aimed at developer/entrepreneur audiences familiar with startup culture cliches rather than general consumers.