Morpheus was big on the dire warnings about life as a human battery, but if he’d seen the benefits of juicing his Nokia 8110 with just 15 minutes of people power, he might have seen things from the machine’s point of view. This iF 2025 Gold Award–winning design is a brilliantly versatile 2,000-watt-hour battery—but with pedals. It can be configured as a pedal desk, recumbent rider, or classic exercise bike, and a one-hour spin session generates enough energy to fully charge your laptop. If you aren’t pedaling quite hard enough to fill the tank, you can plug in solar panels or micro wind-turbines, or even just connect the whole thing to a wall socket to get that power bar all the way up. It’s intended to be used as a backup battery in the event of a blackout or other emergency; once fully charged it can store enough juice to keep appliances as large as a fridge going for up to three days. The adjustable touchpoints help pedalers up to 7'6" tall and 330 pounds get comfy. The front has USB and AC output, There’s also a wireless phone charger on top.