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William “Sonny” Criss was the consummate working musician. Having started on the saxophone at 11 years old, Criss began his professional career filling in on gigs with bandleader Johnny Otis, before going on to play alongside jazz legends like Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Cole Porter, and Dizzy Gillespie. Though he might never have risen to the level of a household name, his tremendous and ever-evolving output puts him in a league with some of the most celebrated bebop artists of his generation.
Today, most will interact with Criss’s music on a streaming service like Spotify or YouTube. Yet as these platforms fail to prevent the onslaught of AI slop, the musician’s streaming profiles are becoming a host for parasitic spam — and unfortunately, he’s not the only one.
In addition to Criss, profiles of artists including the vocalist Jean Carne, cornetist Red Nichols, and clarinetist Jimmie Noone have become inundated with various forms of AI spam. On Spotify, YouTube, and Amazon Music, each of these musicians recently picked up “new” singles plastered with AI-generated cover art, uploaded in 2026 and copyrighted to the publisher “Ami bacuk.”
Criss’s profile on Spotify, for example, started displatwo brand-new tunes, which is an impressive feat considering he died in 1977. Titled “Tell me why” and “but a heartache,” both feature a generic anime waifu on their cover, and were supposedly composed by “Zainul Irpan,” a mashup of two generic Arabic-rooted names.
Though each song is a jazz tune featuring alto sax and a rhythm section, their origin is nearly impossible to trace, as they’re neither rebrands of existing tracks by Criss or identifiable via music ID software. If it weren’t for the jarring mishmash between characteristically laid-back bebop album covers and the bright, colorful anime images, the tunes would be difficult to distinguish from the musician’s original work. Both appear on Criss’s Spotify, Amazon Music, and YouTube Topic profiles. On YouTube, Criss’s artist image was even updated with one of the AI anime girls.
In other cases, the AI-generated singles stick out like a sore thumb. Take Jimmie Noone, a noted Black dixieland clarinetist and bandleader who died in 1944, for example.
On April 3rd of 2026, Ami bacuk released four new singles attributed to Noon: “You Have Hurt Him,” “You Have Hurt Him 2,” “He’s still there,” and of course, “He’s still there 2.” Each is a forgettable pop ballad featuring a female vocalist — likely AI generated — singing over somber piano accompaniment. Instead of anime, the scammer here went with AI-generated corporate Memphis, which clashes heavily against Noone’s black-and-white photo album covers.
Famed R&B and jazz vocalist Jean Carne — also spelled Carn, as seen below — likewise had her YouTube Music profile inundated with slop. Though this is technically a different platform than Criss’s YouTube Topic page, it features many of the same hallmarks: AI-generated singles plastered with AI-generated imagery. Like Criss, the actual music here is an inoffensive blend of alto sax jazz, though it notably lacks Carne’s five-octave voice.
Adding to the bizarre situation, some of Carne’s new tunes appear to be cut-up lyrics from the Backstreet Boys’ repertoire, with two of them titled “I never wanna hear you say” and “I want it that way.” Carne has also supposedly put out a new collaborative EP with American soul duo Mel and Tim. Titled “This night with you,” it features three tracks: “My nightmare,” “My secret,” and “My everything,” as well as similarly schlocky AI-generated cover art.
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