GoKawiilOrigins traced for the 'only intuitive interface is the nipple' quote
A writer researched the origin of the oft-cited line 'the only intuitive interface is the nipple, after that it's all learned,' commonly attributed to Bruce Ediger. Tracing Usenet archives, the earliest related idea appears in an August 1994 post by Scott Francis, with a closer wording posted by Jay Vollmer in January 1995, before Ediger began using and refining variants of the phrase from February through April 1995.