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Can Your GrimDark Beat the Germans (2022)

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Press enter or click to view image in full size When Germans want to make a show that is ‘Dark’ they are really good at picking names.

This is an article with a title written in the form of a question but ending with an exclamation point because the obvious answer is of course No, it fucking can’t. Your GrimDark cannot beat the Germans!

First of all the Germans are unbeatable on this front because their national park is called the Black Forest and their children’s literature is all about little kids and old ladies being cut into pieces or eaten by wild beasts first collected by guys with the surname Grimm! How much more obvious could it be — GrimDark cannot beat the Black Grimm! Black Grimm is not Benjamin Grimm, it is the fucking Germans.

Second of all GrimDark was made by this guy

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Alan Moore, a.k.a

Stoned Rasputin

Alan Moore can’t beat the Germans because Alan Moore’s main shtick has been writing stories in which things are awful because the Germans win (or won), and also because the only drugs anyone has access to in Moore’s world is the brown acid.

GrimDark was created by Alan Moore and perfected by George R.R. Martin, two men who don’t know how to use a razor but think they can beat the Germans.

George R.R Martin a.k.a

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