GoKawiilThis is a vibe-coded motherfucking website.
And nobody gives a single fuck how it's built anymore.
Look at this shit. It's still perfect.
The previous motherfuckers spent a decade teaching you the holy commandments of clean code. I have, begrudgingly, honored every one of them on this page, because the agent did it in one shot while I was on the toilet:
Shit's lightweight and loads fast.
Fits on all your shitty screens with one clamp() .
. Looks the same in all your shitty browsers.
Won't bleach your eyeballs in dark mode.
Accessible to every asshole with a screen reader, lang attribute and all.
attribute and all. Semantic, legible, and gets the fucking point across.
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