GoKawiilDeveloper unveils 'Bespoke', a satirical politeness-enforcing programming language
A programmer has released Bespoke, a tongue-in-cheek statically typed language that requires every command to begin with a polite greeting and end with an acknowledgement, using the .charming file extension. Dubbed 'The Queen's Code,' it treats the compiler, output console, host environment and shared objects as parties deserving formal correspondence rather than blunt instructions. The project pokes fun at the terse, imperative tone of conventional programming syntax, and its creator notes the implementation is far less developed than its etiquette rules.