GoKawiil
Tech News
Safeguard Global, an Austin-based workforce management firm, tested a four-day workweek in 2023 aiming to boost recruitment and retention. The company ended the pilot after discovering that many employees were secretly continuing to work on their supposed day off, undermining the program's intent.
A satirical piece published under the title 'We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person' imagines a dystopian company, Mondo Mayo, that forces employees back into the office under absurd 'Core Principles' and constant AI surveillance tools like 'Best Buddy' and 'SlurryHose.' The narrator, an 'Associate Slop Doula,' recounts mandatory retreats, an overabundance of leadership titles, and a rented robotic 'Mondo Machine' that parents family life remotely, all framed as justification for RTO policies.